‘Put on a pedestal just for doing their job’

Andrew Gunn is a Christchurch-centered movie and tv scriptwriter, and columnist.

Opinion/SATIRE: Hi there, tough-doing the job Kiwis, it’s minor David Seymour in this article, aka the Epsom Salty. The thorn in the backside of the entire body politic. The only politician who dares to twerk in the encounter of the establishment.

You know, ever given that I got up on the identical working day Ashley Bloomfield resigned and claimed that the Covid response less than his leadership has been a “disaster from get started to finish”, folks have been asking me inquiries.

Inquiries like: “Really, David?”

And: “Is this a component of your pivot in the direction of embittered fringe voters at any time considering that National captured your left flank by electing a chief with the visual appearance of becoming able to wander and chew gum at the identical time?”

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And: “R U alright, hun?”

So let’s get this straight. I have no axe to grind with ‘Saint’ Ashley personally, or ‘Sir Ashley’ as Red RNZ apparently would have it. He’s merely just one of a entire bunch of do-fantastic celeb ‘heroes’ that woolly-contemplating softies have a pattern of deifying. Let’s get a appear at some of the many others:

KATHERINE MANSFIELD: Be trustworthy, have you go through anything she at any time wrote? Assumed not. Never be concerned, Netflix has in no way optioned any of it to flip in a streaming sequence possibly. Actuality is, in the serious entire world, in the market of strategies, she’s a loser.

ERNEST, LORD RUTHERFORD: Nevertheless yet another a person of individuals sciencey ‘experts’ wholly unconnected to truth. And whose sights are slavishly adopted without having getting balanced against other critical fascination teams – like entrepreneurs with an actual stake in the economic system. He break up the atom? Large offer. If he’d slashed taxes to help standard difficult-working New Zealanders, maybe then I’d put his experience on a banknote. Not the hundred although. That really should be reserved for Roger Douglas.

DAME WHINA COOPER: Aged girl who went for a stroll? Will have to have been a sluggish information working day.

WAYNE ‘BUCK’ SHELFORD: Man gets identified as a hero for enjoying on in a take a look at match with a ripped scrotum. What an indictment of socialised drugs. If he had to just take good accountability for his personal health care, possibly he’d take improved treatment of his scrotum. Then you and I and other taxpayers wouldn’t have to foot the invoice for ACC.

WILLIE APIATA VC: Perfectly at the very least he bought the job done, but at the close of the day it is the exact same outdated story – he was a public servant and that’s what he acquired paid for. Glimpse at me: I’m the toughest-doing work male in politics, and who provides me a medal? No-a single, which is who.

See what I indicate? It’s not all about ‘Doctor’ Bloomfield. There are any amount of these people today who get set on a pedestal when they are only executing their occupation.

About the only factor they have in widespread is that they are not fabulously wealthy business magnates. That’s the one particular team in culture that does not get enough praise and recognition. I’m chatting about the form of folks who solely off their individual bat have genuinely built one thing of them selves – plenty of, for example, to drop a excess fat hundred thousand dollar donation on the ACT celebration.

Now which is what I get in touch with a hero.